Strip clubs – 5 steps to saving money

Whether you’re heading out alone or with a group of friends, nights out at strip clubs generally make for some cherished memories along with a bill that far exceeds whatever amount you’re likely to feel comfortable with. From entrance fees and drinks to table dances, the amount spent for an evening can easily go from a few dollars to a hundred or more. If you’re ready to spend cash, then by all means, let that whimsical flag fly, however, if you’re a little tight in the play money department, there are several ways to reduce the pain you might feel from your next credit card statement. In this article, we will give you some suggestions to help you keep your electricity bill up to date.

Step 1 – Before you head out the door, the first thing you need to do is set aside a specific budget for the evening. Keep all of your expenses in mind, from entrance fees and drinks to any extras you plan to enjoy. Be sure to bring cash for the allotment, and consider leaving your credit card on the counter for the evening. This way, you won’t be tempted to head to the ATM an hour later for additional funding.

Step 2 – In most cases, strip clubs are reserved for groups of two or more. It is clear that this is not a rule, but rather a generalization. In cases where the said circular is in fact the case, you might try negotiating the cover in order to get a discount. While this request will likely fall on deaf ears if you and your best friend only get stuck together, you might get lucky with five or more. Call ahead if you’ve chosen your location and find out if any discounts are available for large groups. In addition, some clubs will offer free coverage or other specials on designated nights to increase traffic.

Step 3 – An asshole and his money part easily… especially when it comes to alcohol. No matter the occasion, avoid buying other people’s drinks. Once this wallet is opened, it is very difficult to close it. This rule applies to friends, strangers, and especially to dancers. Save your money and bid for special drinks.

Step 4 – While we’re on the topic of drinks… most clubs will ask their patrons to have a drink on them all evening or risk being constantly bombed. Save yourself a few coins by buying one drink and making it last all evening.

Step 5 – If you plan to have table dances, be sure to tune in to the DJ and listen to the dance specials. However, if you’re in a large group, you can always play the shy card, as if you’re not interested in such things. The guys who “dragged” you to the club are more likely to buy you a dance.

When it comes right down to it, the point of a strip club is to relax and have a good time. If you can make it happen without dealing a devastating blow to your savings, then you have mastered the art of vicious clubbing.